Back-Stabbing Skank

"I'll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I'll ask my 'friend' what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life."

Pairs Hilton on how she weeds out her friends

I am thinking about implementing this tactic in my personal life. This profound piece of wisdom, or the lack thereof, in this woman baffles me. Is this really the key to life on deciding who you should keep in your life? I mean if it is, then why did it take Paris to figure it out? I guess she is the Newton of our generation.

Next time I go out downtown, I'm going to ask one of my friends to pick out my outfit. If that bitch even thinks about picking the ugly outfit well she's axed. Fuck that friendship. On the other hand, I would like to think I don't possess any ugly clothes so that if any of my friends were to be in that situation they wouldn't really be able to screw me over, even if they were trying. I found the glitch in Paris' reasoning. This is definitely a complete day.

Does Paris know that drugs are not for kids. Does she know that cocaine is bad for her? She should keep it legal and stick to liquid cocaines. If any of you out there have not had a liquid cocaine, I will buy you one and even take one with you, but I can only take one on any one outing. Those things are potent. So pick a night and hold on tight.